- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's better than a stick? A stone

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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