- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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