What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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