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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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