- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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