What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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bite me

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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