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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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