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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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