- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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