Micheal Curran...that is all.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Racial Equality

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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