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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

how much fish could a chicken

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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And you honored it I see :P

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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