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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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