- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

knock knock whos there? nobody

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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