Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

every cloud has a silver lining

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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