- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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