- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A American seeking into mexico

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

haha black people :D

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Matt is a Duster!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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