- Anti Joke

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

SHUT UP JP

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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