Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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