- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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