- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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