- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

sky silverstein

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

human centipede

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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