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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's long and black The unemployment line

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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