why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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