What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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school homewrok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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