- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

knock knock who's there ?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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