Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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