Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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