- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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