- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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