what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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