Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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