- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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