CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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The Qur'an

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

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