Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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