- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

pobody's nerfect

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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