- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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