who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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