two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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