Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Women drivers...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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