what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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