- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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