A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

school homewrok

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's white and gluey Glue

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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