what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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