- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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