- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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