Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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women rights

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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