- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Your mother is average.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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