Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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