What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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