Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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