- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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