What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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