- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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