- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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