Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

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