- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Women.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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