How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

My spelling is horrible

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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