- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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