- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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