So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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