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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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