What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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dyslexic's Untie

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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