Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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