- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Steve Jobs is alive.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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