What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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