- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

pull my finger (farts)

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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