- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the new green? Green

i hate non minorities!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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