What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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