what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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