What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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VITAMIN C!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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