In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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