What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A man was shot. He died.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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