- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

can you touch your toes? no

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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