- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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