What's 1+1? 69.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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NEVER

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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