- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

AIDS

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Dumb

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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