What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Whats two plus two Four!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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