Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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school homewrok

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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