- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

batman farted so hes retarded

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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