- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I <3 Hitler

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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