Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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