What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Massie is a fatass

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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