- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A man was shot. He died.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why? Why not?

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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