- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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