- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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