Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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