Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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