Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Once upon a time a was born

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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