Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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