What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy walks into a bar

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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