Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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