No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Women's Soccer.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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