- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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