What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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