Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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think twice or at least think

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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