-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

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