- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I'm Coming

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

YOU

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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