Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

guess what what ...

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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