- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

woman's rights

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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