What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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