- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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