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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Jack Stevens

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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