What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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