- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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