Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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