- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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