- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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