An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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rent a cops

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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