Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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it was all Tagart

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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autistic kids rock

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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