What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

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