- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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