- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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