What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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