So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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