- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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