Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

The New York Giants

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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