- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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