- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Title IX

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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