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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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