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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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