why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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test

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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