- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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