How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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im saul and i love cock

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Anti Joke

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