Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

The Labour Party.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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