Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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hello

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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