What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Maths.

what is the world worst joke? this one

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

white or wheat? wheat please.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Black people stink of shite!

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock knock... Home invasion

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