Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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