- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

will you like this joke my sources say no

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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