What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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