- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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