- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Knock knock... Home invasion

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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