- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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