Badabing.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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