I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Anti Joke

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