Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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