Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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