The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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