roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How you know when dislextic

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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