- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A praying mantis is very graceful

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