- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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