A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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