- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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