if you can read this you dont' need glasses

whats gay and american? a gay american

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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