"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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