Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Badabing.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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