Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Women's Soccer.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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