- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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