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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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