- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

this website even though its hilarious.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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