Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Gus's mom

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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