- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A American seeking into mexico

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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