- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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