- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

woman's rights

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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