How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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