- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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