Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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