- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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