- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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