What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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