What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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