- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

i like turtles

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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