roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

this website is a bad joke

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Matt is a Duster!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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