- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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