Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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