Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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