Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

i hate non minorities!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

i dont fisish anythi

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What hurts like hell? HELL

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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