- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

civil rights

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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