What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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