Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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