Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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