- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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