How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Please ignore this statement.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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The child was fired from his job.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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