Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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