- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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