- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

America

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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