- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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