What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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