- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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