What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

human centipede

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

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