whos on the right track? lady gaga

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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