Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Asian women drivers...

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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