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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Black people being friendly.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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