Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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