What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

i wonder who made this website? a human

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Grace Ackerson

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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