- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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