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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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