A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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