- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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