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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

This isn't funny.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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