- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Are you gay. No. Ok.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

bangers and mash?

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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