- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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