- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

i wonder who made this website? a human

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