- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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