What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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