hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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