A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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