What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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