What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Small Penis.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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