- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's up? Your time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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