- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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