- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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