if got a joke if fogot it

Heskey time.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

eoin burgin is fat

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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