- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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