- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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