- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Your big dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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