A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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