yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A man goes to the potty.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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