Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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