Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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