What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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