- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Grace Ackerson

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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