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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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