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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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