- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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