- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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