- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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