What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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