- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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