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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

kennah campion when she talks

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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