Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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YOU

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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