Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A black man walks out of a police station

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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