Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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